Kanye has been on Twitter for about 4 days and he’s already as entertaining (or irritating) as you’d think he’d would be.
If you can’t laugh at (with) Kanye, who can you laugh at? I am a huge Kanye fan and one of the reasons is because he is such an ass. And what better way to prove this than tweet things like…
Man this jet small as hell
SWAGGER ON 200,000 THOUSAND TRILLION!!!
Dating models I had to learn to like small dogs and cigarettes
Classical music is tight yo
I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh
Suits is an expensive addiction
We lookin’ crazy fresh where’s paparazzi when you need em
Don’t you hate when girls send you a picture of … anything other themselves!!!
why girls from Stockholm be so fresh????!!!!
Hey no more drunk tweeets!!!!!! hahaha
all these tweets are sponsored by Grey Goose!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaaaaaajfftujgcjcg
I can’t believe I let these swedish girls use my Twitter hahahahaaa
I don’t own own a phone so no tweets in the club… lap tops are hard to dance with hahahahaaha
oh nooo..it is waaay to bright outside! These sunglasses just saved my life
Wait a minute…toward the end there Kanye started to sound like my friends and I?!!! Glad to see even Superstars arn’t immune to drunken texting (or tweeting or whatever).